For starters,
raise the voting age and ban girls from voting (it must be the manly appeal of the beard). While we are at it, may as well ban boys from voting too, and outlaw those with brown hair and/or brown eyes, in addition of course to banning the entirely unreliable black, red or blond haired and/or blue, green or hazel eyed voters. Needless to say, the same rules shall apply to eligibility for candidacy, supplementing the
well-reasoned rules for those with
any non-Egyptian familial ties (no more experimentation with failures like
Alexander the Great,
Cleopatra,
Mohamed Ali or
Taha Hussein).
The cat shall rule.
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