It's All America's Fault

• Nearly forty percent female illiteracy rate:  America’s fault

• Quarter of population below poverty line:  America's fault

• Ranking #118 on global corruption index (behind Djibouti, but still beating Sudan):  America's fault

• Ranking #107 on global competitiveness index (Sudan was not ranked): America's fault

• Rampant and institutionalized religious discrimination:  America's fault 

• Over 12,000 deaths in auto accidents per year:  America's fault

• Single World Cup appearance since 1934:  America's fault

• Mama Nagwa retarding an entire generation of Egyptians:  Maybe not America's fault

Escapism in Egypt is alive and well.

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